TOS FRIDAY: Bias Wanted

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EXO’s Kris and Tao are all moving on top greener pastures, leaving Nana – our resident Noona – out here dry and looking for bias(es) to love. Always looking out for a fellow K-pop fan, we’ve decided to play matchmaker and posted an ad enlisting the help of our Twitter squad to find her the perfect bias.

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WE COMPILED ALL THE SUBMISSIONS AND THIS IS WHAT THE NOONA HAD TO SAY

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CONTENDER: EXO LEADER – SUHO

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

 Suho is a FINE PIECE OF MAN, but after TAO and Kris Imma need a commitment contract signed, sealed, notarized and locked in my safe. But until then, Nay!

CONTENDER: VIXX – N

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. N is my VIXX bias. The first time I laid eyes on that beautiful, bitchy face, I was in love. So yay all day everyday.

CONTENDER: WINNER – MINO

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

Don’t know much about Mino besides that he has perfect hair and he fooooine. What more can a girl possibly need? So Yaaaas!

CONTENDER: IRON

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

How do you say “I would like to know your sexy piece of hot Iron a little better” in Hangul? *wiggle eyebrow*

CONTENDER: EXO – D.O

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

I do love Sir Squishy Nugget, but I don’t see myself fighting them effers on the team for him. So, nah!

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CONTENDER: SPICA – HWASA

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YAY OR NAY

THE NOONA:

HwaSass seems like we could be besties. We could have a few drinks, start some trouble, then talk our way out of the charges. #HotMessUnite

CONTENDER: VIXX – RAVI

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Yay or Nay?

THE NOONA:

I like those rough around the edges boys sometimes. But I’m too invested in N right now. Maybe another time, when I’m more parched?

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CONTENDER: UKISS – SOOHYUN

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YAY OR Nay?

THE NOONA:

I wave my U-KISS flag way high, but it tends to wave Eli‘s direction. #SorryNotSorry

CONTENDER: MR. MR. – TEY

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YAY or NAY?

THE NOONA:

Tey is the vocal AND the visual. Talent and abs, how can you go wrong? Gimme, gimme more!!

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CONTENDER: THE ARK – MINJU

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

All of The Ark is super crazy good. I can see myself text Minju every single day to gush about the good and bitch about the bad we had deal with. #BFF

CONTENDER: SHINHWA – SHINHWA

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YAY or NAY?

THE NOONA:

Do yo know how long it’s been since I liked a “boy band” that was older than me? 1995, BSB. Finally I can be boy crazy and it isn’t with someone born 10 years after me.

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CONTENDER: B.A.P – YOUNGJAE

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YAY or NAY?

THE NOONA:

Youngjae got somethin’s special…them lips! But can he outdo BYG for me, tho? Noona says yay…for now.

CONTENDER : UKISS – KISEOP

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Yay or Nay?

THE NOONA:

Kiseop, you know if Eli would allow it, we’d totally recreate some scenes from “Quit Playing,” right?! Shhhh what Eli doesn’t know…

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CONTENDER: SPICA – BOA

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

Girl, how’d you know I love the power vocals? And she gets bonus points if she helps me up my fierce factor.

CONTENDER: INFINITE – WOOHYUN

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

I have a habit of liking the greasy boys. So Noona likes!

CONTENDER: GOT7 – JB

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

I need a minute to take in that hair, those pants, and that tongue. DAYUM, JB, you look tasty.

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CONTENDER: BEAST – YOSEOB

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YAY OR NAY?

THE NOONA:

Yoseob is basically a puppy in Korean idol form. I just hope the cops wouldn’t stop and ask why I’m so handsy with a young kid on the streets. “Officer, I swear, he’s considered a senior citizen in the industry.”

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In the end, I get to choose two to quench my thirst. First is N. I’ve already invested so much, I may as well make it official and claim him.

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Right behind N is SHIHNWA. That’s a 6 for 1 special. Gotta work the system and get the best bang for your feels buck.

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Thank you friends, the thirst has been quenched.

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  • Really can’t go wrong with stanning Shinhwa. You get all the perks of being able to stan people older than you with the sexiness of men (and you know they know what they’re doing) and a group that still acts like they are like 12! All wrapped in one package (…well six but you know what I mean!).

    • TOS_NaNa

      And it makes quite a nice package.

    • Bethany Simos

      Unless they’re more than twice your age.

      • Lol. there are a surprising amount of Shinhwa Changjo that are in their teens or early 20s. Actually, I believe I have a few on my tlist that are around 15 or so. XD

  • WHEN DID SOMEONE SUGGEST DO?? I didn’t approve that! Thankfully you declined. I am offended in was called an effer tho! Lol…

    And my master plan worked . Not one inch of my mistress Sehun is to be found! Well done !

    • TOS_NaNa

      Didn’t say I was going to stop that pursuit.

      • Look into the Xiumin Nipples!!! And repeat after me: “Sehun is not my bias. I could never like him.”