Tina Belcher Would Be The Greatest K-pop Fangirl Ever

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Have you seen Bob’s Burgers? It’s a show on Fox and it’s hilarious. All the characters are pretty relateable but for some reason I kept thinking that Bob’s teenage daughter, Tina, seemed so familiar to me. Then it hit me. Tina is us. Tina is every freaking fangirl that’s ever lived. So I thought I’d share with the world the hard evidence that Tina Belcher absolutely would be the best K-pop fan. (If she isn’t already.)

SHE’S CONFIDENT AND HUMBLE

What does this have to do with fangirls? Well I believe the best fangirls are confident, humble and kind. None of this sasaeng push-you-out-the-way crap.

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SHE APPRECIATES MUSIC AND DANCE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

Brazilian dance fighting anyone?

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ORGANIZING BIAS LISTS AND STANNING LARGE GROUPS

Tina is not a stranger to stanning a large amount of people. She’s also very proficient at bias list writing.

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SHE’S THE QUEEN OF FANFICS

Fanfics are her thing and she will not apologize for being so good at them. She can turn anything into an erotic fanfic.

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BIG IMAGINATION

You daydream about your biases. You have thoughts you probably keep to yourself. Well, Tina understands. She will out-fantasy you any day.

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SHE APPRECIATES GOOD, SENSUAL DANCING

She loves Jimmy Jr.’s need to slow dance. She’d absolutely love all the Taeyang, Hoya, Lay gyrating we have in K-pop. And don’t get her started. She will body wave her way straight into her bias’s heart. Watch your back Hyuna.

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FAN-MEET PRO

Want to seduce your bias? Take a page out of her book. Tina has all the lines and moves.

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K-POP FRUSTRATION

Bias is underage? Bias started dating someone? Tina understands the pain. She feels it on a spiritual level.

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BUTTS

Let’s be honest. K-pop is all about the butts. Tina would die for some Chooty. Actually she may actually die from all the butts in K-pop.

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Tina may be a little awkward.

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And her family may not always get it.

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But, she is us. She is a fangirl and she would LOVE K-pop.

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  • Sarah Lacy

    I can’t watch the episode “Boyz 4 Now” without bursting into hilarious tears, Tina is us and Louise is all of our poor friends that we subject to our fangirl