Have you seen Bob’s Burgers? It’s a show on Fox and it’s hilarious. All the characters are pretty relateable but for some reason I kept thinking that Bob’s teenage daughter, Tina, seemed so familiar to me. Then it hit me. Tina is us. Tina is every freaking fangirl that’s ever lived. So I thought I’d share with the world the hard evidence that Tina Belcher absolutely would be the best K-pop fan. (If she isn’t already.)
SHE’S CONFIDENT AND HUMBLE
What does this have to do with fangirls? Well I believe the best fangirls are confident, humble and kind. None of this sasaeng push-you-out-the-way crap.
SHE APPRECIATES MUSIC AND DANCE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
Brazilian dance fighting anyone?
ORGANIZING BIAS LISTS AND STANNING LARGE GROUPS
Tina is not a stranger to stanning a large amount of people. She’s also very proficient at bias list writing.
SHE’S THE QUEEN OF FANFICS
Fanfics are her thing and she will not apologize for being so good at them. She can turn anything into an erotic fanfic.
You daydream about your biases. You have thoughts you probably keep to yourself. Well, Tina understands. She will out-fantasy you any day.
SHE APPRECIATES GOOD, SENSUAL DANCING
She loves Jimmy Jr.’s need to slow dance. She’d absolutely love all the Taeyang, Hoya, Lay gyrating we have in K-pop. And don’t get her started. She will body wave her way straight into her bias’s heart. Watch your back Hyuna.
Want to seduce your bias? Take a page out of her book. Tina has all the lines and moves.
Bias is underage? Bias started dating someone? Tina understands the pain. She feels it on a spiritual level.
Let’s be honest. K-pop is all about the butts. Tina would die for some Chooty. Actually she may actually die from all the butts in K-pop.
Tina may be a little awkward.
And her family may not always get it.
But, she is us. She is a fangirl and she would LOVE K-pop.