SHINee recently dropped their new MV for “View” and created within me a fangirl storm that was very difficult to control. I had to take a step back and figure out how I spiraled into this mess of squealing and petting my computer screen. It was a combination of things but one of those things was the arms and side boob (or peck whatever) galore! And I owe it all to summer and cut off tanks!
I’ve always been a fan of cut off tanks for myself to wear, but I hadn’t realized the utter love I had for them on my favorite idols until now. I’ve never NOT loved an idol in a cut off tank, there is always a chance for a nip slip.
So I decided to compile a list, so when it’s winter and they’re wearing way too much clothes I can come back to this and cry alone in my room in front of my space heater.
GDYB are frequent cut off tank offenders. GD, just likes to be fashionable and show off his tats. YB just hates all clothing and it’s the closest to being shirtless he can get.
2) Bang Yongook
BYG just knows what we all like. He wants to tease us. Don’t test us BYG, I’ll rip it right off.
Rome, like YB, just hates clothes. So when the sign says, “No shirt, no service,” this is his only option.
More EXO boys need to follow this trend, but I’ll take Chen and Sehun for now. Everyone knows you have a killer bod under there guys, just go all the way already.
Did you see this comeback? SIDE BOOB! I’ve never been attracted to so many limbs in my life.
Um, I’m sorry this isn’t a man’s world. Cut off tanks look HOT on girls too and Amber slays in them, of course.
7) Young Offenders: Zelo/Jungkook
Zelo is legal but looks like a fetus and Jungkook is way illegal. Unfortunately they don’t give a shit and try to tempt us with their damn bodies. FIND SOME SLEEVES!
Hyorin looks good in a potato sack since her body is sick, so of course she look amazeballs in a damn cut off tank.
9) Jay Park
Pretty sure Jay invented the cut off tank. But what’s with the beater underneath, it’s not like you’re shy.
Another cut off tank god that hates clothes and we are so thankful for that.
We salute you, cut off tanks! You make us have uncontrollable feels and cause mass hysteria, but we still love you.
Who’s your favorite cut off tank offender?